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Chuck Norris FactsCHUCK NORRIS FACTSChuck Norris Facts
-Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with the light on because he's scared of the dark; he sleeps with the light on because the dark's afraid of him.
-Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice. -Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
-Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
-Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad an
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